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pretty exciting. leap day. awesome. isn’t it just so interesting and great. sorry. anyway, i’m going now so bYE

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there are these two people that i know and they’re sister and their names are Katrina and Kristina. Katrina and Kristina what is wrong with you people why would you name your child like that

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This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.

Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame. 
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay. 
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.

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ivanoooze: Hold on February 29, 2012 2/29/12 2 + 29 + 12 = 43 George W. Bush was the 43rd President of the United States He was 62 when he left office 62 - 43 = 19 19 days from today will be St. Patrick’s day, the Irish holiday The 19th Pokemon is Rattata Rattata evolves into Raticate Raticate rhymes with State The 43rd state is Idaho Idaho Potatoes Potatoes…Ireland…. Today will at...

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i have to study for a music theory test and a bridge quiz. well, the music theory test, at least. sigh.

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Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY 
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel

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“He [Rick Santorum] is a staunch opponent of abortion, even in the case of rape....”

– John Oliver on Rick Santorum, The Bugle 183 (via sixpencesoulcake) LOL (via hannahology)

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nuditea: “when one door closes, another one opens” imagine how annoying it would be if that were true you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open your cat escapes you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches

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spacegroceries: why did i divide sin by tan? just cos

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